shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

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rapewhistled:

animals are our friends.dont mistreat them they are even more confused about existence than we are.they trust u.

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pontmercyanide:

some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.

and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about

and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”

she meant henry david thoreau.

i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend

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pau1y:

Me and my mom text.

pau1y:

Me and my mom text.

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mondo:

chanchan is so cute aah

mondo:

chanchan is so cute aah

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emmaloucbway:

hel o followers it is me emma the snail (scoots around on my own slimes and makes snail noises) it is good to be a snail (waves my snaily eyes around) i dont have to worry about love or taxes. only salt (retracts into my shell. i am safe and secure now) good bye follow ers

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magpizza:

One of the funniest moments of any show.

magpizza:

One of the funniest moments of any show.

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squarekun:

reckling-turtle:

how far do i have to play in OFF before i get to the black and white teddy bear?

the trolls don’t come in till act V, but the first four are really good too so don’t skip them!

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